Bancuri

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?”

“Are you nuts?”, she replies. And keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner
before she does.
“Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?,” he asks
again.

“Listen sir, I’m not that kind of woman. Got it?”

So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her
again: “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?”

She thinks about it for a while and “Hmmm $10,000, eh?, OK,
just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there”.

So they went to that alley and she takes off her blouse to
reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.
As soon as he sees them he jumps at them and starts caressing them, fondling them,
kissing them, burying his face in them, but not biting.

In the end the woman gets all annoyed and asks: “Are you gonna
bite them or what?”

“Nah”, he replies. “Too expensive!!”